A symbiotic affiliation between politics and religion has created a mutually co-contaminated relationship with a smattering of explicit corruptions and misguided notions. Their proper and noble mission has been inadvertently compromised by their yearning to promote their twisted agenda prior to following their honorable ruling or preaching obligations. Both political parties and religious institutions have a history of scandalous conduct, yet they are unmistakably our political and moral inspirational leaders. Jesus—Democrat or Republican? relies on the teachings of Jesus to critically examine political ideology and traditional church policies to authenticate their legislative and religious value. Since politics is primarily controlled by two major political parties, their orientation will be assessed to determine which party is most compatible with the Jesus message.